He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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