There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We need to get me chipped asap