We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits