mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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