Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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