You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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