it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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