i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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