oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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