She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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