Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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