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(586): View more from Michigan

if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.

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(914): View more from New York

whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain

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(301): View more from Maryland

I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube

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