"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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they're like a gay fantastic four
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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