Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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