whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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