Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i believe in u and ur pee
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