I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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