some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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