I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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