I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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