She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You don't make any sense
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