found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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