have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
