Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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