It's Friday. Sex?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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