in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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