wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
