There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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