Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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