Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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