I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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