I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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