i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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