My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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