who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
