But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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