My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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