I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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