I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I have aggressive nipples.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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