im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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