let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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