I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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