YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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