we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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