omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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