she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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