no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Girls should come with a carfax report
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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