im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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