I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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