I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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