garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You can't just leave with hair like that
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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