her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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