She announced her abortion via fbk
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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