the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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