We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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