This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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