Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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