I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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