Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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