let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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