just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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